POLITICAL SCENE-ARIO

Life is so unfair.

Thus begins my ballad of intense sadness where, I succumb due to the sadness of turnout of events in the current scenario.

Sachin Tendulkar who makes makes millions of fans orgasm with his quality cricket will lose his charisma through an unsuccessful stint at the parliament which will degrade his respect in the eyes of the common man.

We have hyped is cricket career enough by celebrating enough of his stats which include ton of tons, most balls faced to most times farted at crease to most times burped on the leg side.

This new innings in the political arena is a suicidal way to sign off from a stupendous career as an adored batsman.

We as Indians let a personality become a member of the parliament of the largest democracy in the world based on merits which include the number of stints in bollywood, to merits achieved in the entertainment industry. It is a situation of national shame which we all are too occupied to ever cover.

The government in this country is surrounded by entertaining nymphets be it Sonia Gandhi who made her husband skip a beat back in college to Jayalalitha, the woman with the best moves once in Tamil film industry.

We fail to understand and appreciate the importance of bringing like minded people to become able senators, in order to bring a systematized authority in the country.

We are too busy applauding for actors and entertainers enter politics who shag black money to Swiss banks and give us further more reasons to be ashamed of.

The current situation will lead to the following people definitely joining the political scenario in the coming future.

Sunny Leone hit the popularity charts in the adult industry much before people started watching Dhoni play in the cricket team.

She became a bedroom desire ever since she featured in the celebrity show of big boss where she continued to carry the message of self satisfaction amongst the thousands of male viewers. I wouldnt be shocked to see her as a publicity campaign tactic by a political party, considering the male dominated population in our country. I myself might end up voting for her.

Baba Ramdev, the chest swelling gross looking Yoga star created enough buzz in the country with his anti-corruption scandal, which gave me another reason to switch off the television news channels.

Gone are the days when there were actually some self help shows radiating good will and good health.

This man has abused all the right strings of serenity.

IN SHORT, he has a beard and wears clothes.

GOVT will hire him shortly.He is pretty expensive. I can buy two private air craft carriers to get him to give me spiritual advice.

After a nice patriotic box office stint with Lagaan ,Mangal Pandey, and some off beat crap like TaRE Zameen Par, its time we let the Khan with brains, give politics a shot. People might consider letting him rule considering the mind he applies to make his films look more different.

He is the oldest young man, who may have a great future to carve our nations story into a sucessful box office hit type one, where we may gain some benefit.

He is already doing a great job impressing us with his attidhi devo bhava ads where he appears all calm and focused to change the Indian mentality.

I know my mom will vouch for him.!

Hell yes I know its a dog. Its my preference over the millions of people in the country. I am still confident enough that it will do a much better job than the existing govt which has sucked and shamed itself beyond recognition.
This dog much more civilized, toilet trained and might sniff back the lost black money.






Cheers to change!