BAD NEWS! SAD NEWS!

I have been paying extra attention to the newspapers and news ever since the crap issues of fuel hike came up.

There was a point of time in life, where news was the greatest source of entertainment and information which every other channel on TV failed to provide.

Parents would have no issues for how long the TV would be switched on, as the news channel was valid enough to watch.

Papers carried sacred information which every IAS aspirant would roll and shove it up the ass.

THEN BOOM!!!

It was all over!!!

As the political drama unfolded in the country and news became easier to catch, news channels preferred to extract crap from very issue they could see.

I recall a bearded man with a dark complexion, looking like a troll dressed up in coat and tie, describing the rape of a minor!!

"As the victim pleaded for help, our rapist held her on fours and continued to thrust!!! Our sources are yet to find out if she was the best fuck of his life or not!!",

"the rape lasted for 2 hours and 3mins, with the rapist finally walking out as a satisfied man!"

The black troll continues towards issues so primitive and grasping, that people would pee in the couch than, to walk for a toilet break!!

During peak issues where reporters run to the scene, the studio anchors, watch in interest as the guy with the mike rants the same old crap discussed every half an hour.

"yes as you can see right behind me in the republic day parade, the horses escorting the president has just left huge droppings on the road!!!! THE QUESTION FOR TODAYS AUDIENCE IS.....HOW MANY PRESIDENTIAL horses will crap"

The press loves to question every dick, unrelated to the event. Every irrelevant aspect has to shared as a nugget of knowledge.

"HOW DID U FEEL WHEN YOU WERE ROBBED?"

ANS= "IT WAS AMAZING, I WISH HE COULD ROB MY HOUSE TONIGHT"

When, the good old issues which deserve widespread national attention come up, the reporter would rather concentrate on the trivial aspects.

Our 26/11 attacks, was turned into a 3day action show, with every movement around the building captured well by the press. This probably gave the shooters, maximum idea of outer happenings as one of them staying glued to the TV.

26/11 was not only a disaster of the humankind, but also marked the death of Meaningful press.

During the visit of the Pakistan president Zardari and his pet kid Bilawal, there was a 45 min coverage of the runway where the plane was expected to land.

The agenda of the meet was not even considered to be flashed, until the next day. This was the headline all over the place-

I as a viewer thousands of miles away from the president, can tell issues such as where he had his lunch, what he ate, and how many times he yawned before a burp.

Such random coverage by media is an excuse to show how they care for the tiniest of the details.

It is stuff like this that kills the enthusiasm of the audience which forgets about what the major issue is.

The idea of PRESS and its RESPONSIBILITIES has vanished into the oblivion of sadism.

These are the times, which call for the remote to go for an alternative on TV.

WHAT ELSE IS ON???